Thursday, November 6, 2008

Bacon love

by Shane Dutka

Bacon, how I love it.
Pigs hate it,
I don't know why?

Bacon goes with everything...

apples, burgers, cheese, Deviled eggs, eggs, fruit, garlic, hot dogs, ice cream, jelly, ketchup, lemons, macaroni and cheese, nuts, olives, pineapples, quesadillas, relish, sauce, turkey, Ukrainian Rolls, venison, watermelons, xanthan gum, yams, and of course ziti.

From A to Z bacon goes with everything.

Why do pigs hate it?
Do you know why?

2 comments:

Dutkas said...

I feel this poem is very strong and I can clearly see why Bacon is so good after his masterpiece.

Another great poem from Shane.

Anonymous said...

I like it i think its cute and fun. But in your list of all the good things its good on, some are capitalized and some aren't. So maybe you should capitalize them all or none. And i also find it odd to ask why pigs don't like it. Maybe you could ask why vegetarians don't like it.