Censorship

O Horatio, wipe the chalkboard clean!
If you should write something you do not mean
Because if someone saw you take your chalk
And if you chose to make a mock-
ery, erase it so it won't be seen

In case you drew a pornographic scene
Scrub until its black, lustrous sheen
Is visible. Away you quickly walk!
O Horatio, wipe the chalkboard clean!

I don't think your mother would be keen
If she knew you, a pornographic fiend-
If she saw those nasty pictures, she'd balk-
Perhaps she'd sit you down to have a talk
How nipples, poop, and lube are all obscene-
O Horatio, wipe the chalkboard clean!

*NOTE: this is the poem my group wrote in class, a rondeau. I thought I'd post it so everyone could bask in its brilliance.